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A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.
It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.
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An alternative to prick teasing.
She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.
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A practising lesbian.
She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.
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An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.
My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.
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A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.
Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.
A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.
Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.
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