Chamberpot

A pot with handle for urination etc,kept under bed

Harry knew the chamberpot's secrets were number one and number two, but lately he's discovered number three.

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arborphilia

The love of trees or sexual attraction to the texture or shape of trees and shrubs.

Arborphilia made Harry make a bonsai of the womping willow to keep in his undies for a massage.

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