Waffwich

A sandwich type food comprised of two waffles encasing any various ingredients including but not limited to eggs, luncheon meat, ice cream, steak, etc.

JJ: "Dude, I'm really hungry. How about a sandwich?"
Evan: "I have eggs, ham, maple syrup, fruit and whipped cream, but no bagels or bread."
JJ: :(
Evan: What if we put all of that inside too waffles!
JJ: Brilliant

JJ: "I'm hungry."
K: "What do you want?"
JJ: "Bitch make me a waffwich!"

Jeter

N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.

V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.

Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!

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