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When youâre tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.
I canât talk right now; Iâm doing Philadelphia Kegels âtill I can get to a growlerâ¦
When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.
"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."
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