Major Lode

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.

Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”

Social Perogie

A Social Perogie is someone who thinks that their peers/friends like them and respect them, but in reality their peers only pretend to like them and actually do not enjoy their presence.

Jimothy: “Oh jeez, Michael’s here.”
Fonald: “Man, we have to stop pretending we like him or else he’ll keep coming over.”
Jimothy: “He’s a Social Perogie.”