Country Bear

A man so hairy, with massive forepaws, that resembles a bear. This is a mythical creature believed to cause tube sock in females. Last Sighted in Sidney, NE. the Myth states that this creature, wandered into Sidney because he is attracted to racism. Once in sidney he wandered into the local highschool and bit off an old mans ring finger. A legendary hero, Randolf Hitler slayed this beast, or so the story goes. Some Still beleive this ass, bitch, mom killer, docking mofo, anaconda, aligator, little girl eating, fat son of a bitch is still alive.

-Quiet often used as another term for racists.

Rashaan, " Man just cuz im black he hates me, that guy is a total country bear."

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