bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

Oil rigger

You’ll need 3 things, big meaty claws, activated charcoal( to make it black), and a volunteer. What you do is you make the volunteer eat the activated charcoal and you stick your fist up there ass so damn far and you proceed to I hydraulically pump there ass with your fist till there black shit spews out like a oil rig.

Dude that orgy was great, I did the ol oil rigger on a innocent victim

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