poo egg

1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.

2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.

1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.

2) Alrate me owd poo egg!

Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?

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beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

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