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Edina

Truly an interesting case-study in snobbery, Edina is a suburb located to the south of Minneapolis, MN.

Known for its less than superlative reputation as a haven for the rich and stuckup, Edina serves as that first stepping stone for the equally spoiled and stupid children of other communities to channel their own over-inflated snobbery and prejudice.

Of course, citizens whom dwell both within and outside of Edina are completely daft as to their own mocking and childish elitism, but one should expect this sort of irony to be lost on such individuals.

Both Edina citizens and anti-Edina knob heads are well known for their distaste of the unruly "colored" types.

"Hey Nameless-White-Nordic-Descendant #1, do you know what Edina stands for?"

"No, Nameless-White-Nordic-Descendant #2, what does it stand for?"

"'Every day I need Attention'"

(Ensue rolling on the ground in laughter, whilst shitting and pissing oneself)

by WeeGee, Crime Reporter and German Debutante February 5, 2005

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