Smurg

Smurg is the word for when someone is super confused on dangerous levels but is too lazy to care

A man is running across the street but I don’t care because I’m too lazy to care. I’m smurg

Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

Borgeous

Beautiful and gorgeous together like my girlfriend

“You’re so borgeous”

“What’s that mean”

“Beautiful and gorgeous just like you”

Brozo

Brozo is basically the same word as bozo but you say it to someone who is your “bro” or homie

“Run Brozo Run” he yelled at Jesse as he ran from the zombies

Fad-bod

A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.

You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner

Logan: “all the ladies love my dad bod”

Me: “nah it ain’t a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes you”

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