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Epic moment of animes bruh!

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray

UN LI MI TED

BLADE
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuw chuw whuu whuu doom doom kada boom boom kada boom
enemy has slain

You can edit Archer's Chant into whatever you want!
I am the porn of my sword! BTW It literally sounds like that with Japanese accent.
Unlimited blade works(remember Russian accent)

Carl: Epic moment of animes bruh! Watch the ARCHER'S CHANT!!!
Sam: Shut up weeb i dont need to hear bullshits about your cartoon porn.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


League of Legends

Everyone says it's the reason of cancer. It's the virtual enviroment of bullies. The words are literally out of this world. Players are too talented to create new slurs to enrich our vocabulary. If you play at low elo from bronze-silver league, in short time you can be diagnosed with brain cancer.

Platine-emerald-diamond league is home of players who generally have only one achievement which is climbing up high elos in League of Legends on their life. And usually they dream of being in master league or even higher.
They also use scripts (these self claimed talented players) and they are cheap you can purchase one with 30-40 dollars lol. But there is a risk of being banned. But who cares? Just they purchase new 30 level account with less than 3 dollars and climb to diamond with script open.

They create new heros regularly and the heros are generally overpowered and they nerf it at following patch and after that nobody plays them. Months after people forget them lol.

Professionals from diamond 1, master or challenger league are simply egomaniacs. Some of them purchased or boosted their accounts from gold league most commonly platine and they feed the enemy team always and they generally instalock Garen, Master Yi and Yasuo sometimes Yone.

Other players are usually trying to use cool words but it does not work. Some of high elo players never chat with you in game only ping and some of them play like they are in armageddon war.

Natalie: I have started playing League of Legends with my boyfriend and our relationship is now over.
Patrick: LOL, it happens you are probably feed the enemy at bot lane.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


iCloud

The most secure place for your backups. Legends say even FBI can't reach your end to end encrypted informations. But if you disable backup section, within 180 days your all backup will be deleted. Also in each devices you are limited to make two backups, each new backup deletes the oldest one which makes no fucking sense. But your photos, notes and other stuffs on iCloud website is not deleted. Apple does good job but deficit. You can purchase more GB for more places on iCloud, it's cheap don't worry.

Apple user: I saved my nudes on iCloud, they are safe.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


STARBUCKS

Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.

Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


Hiroyuki Sawano UwU

The Hans Zimmer of anime world. He is the composer of every epic anime. Wait for Solo Leveling!

Mikasa Ackerman: Time to kick Eren's ass! 'Hiroyuki Sawano UwU soundtrack comes' YEAH TAKE IT!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


North Korea

Afghanistan but atheist. Which one would you prefer? Afghanistan government aka Taliban caught some women trying to escape via airport and they literally imprisoned them same things are happening in North Korea.

They only make propoganda about how USA is evil and dangerous. They blame everything including the reason of their starving people to western world. They store up radioactive, nuclear bombs and send videos about them to threat western world. They are not open to world and they trade with china, russia that's all. They use technology from 1970s-1990s
After the collapse of Soviet, they lost their money and resource root. They have an ideology named Juche about self-sufficiency. religious people are minority and they are opressed by the government.
Government execute whoever they want. It's the worst form of dictatorship.

Karl Marx would vommit on the face of Kim Il Sung if he were alive. He also claimed a stage of communism which includes dictatorship with praising worker class. But it's the style of Stalin who is agaist actually bourgeoisie. However not at that sick level.

Yes, they treat their citizens as same as Nazis did it to Jewish community. Human rights don't exist on there.

Natalie: I love kpop does it exist in North Korea oppa?
Jack: Yes you should apply to North Korea tour to get full experience of kpop including BTS and Blackpink. There is a huge concert of Blackpink soon.
Natalie: Great. I am ready for it.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023