Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

nathathan

This is a guy with large ears, a large nose, and an even larger dick. I mean this guy has a dick so large he can suck himself off standing upright. It's so thick that a horse would be put to shame. Each ball is the size of a cantaloupe. The dick of this man also accounts for approximately 37% of his body weight!

Nathathan has such a huge dick that Chuck Norris is jealous.

Elves

Toe sucking hoes. Simple as that

If you have a toe fetish you will love elves