ELMTOT

Stands for Expo Line Memes for TransLink Oriented Teens. It’s a Facebook group for over 1300 kids with no life to share memes of Vancouver. It is a spin-off of NUMTOT. ELMTOT is also used as a noun for someone who is a member of the group.

Person 1: Hey dawg, are you a NUMTOT?

person 2: Fuck that, I’m an ELMTOT

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Gateway Station

This SkyTrain station is sad and lonely. No one ever uses it. The only entrance to the station is on the north side of 108th Avenue, but there is an emergency exit on the south side, which for some reason has its gate unlocked all the time. Gateway to Hell.

What makes this station even more sad is that the surrounding area is like Yaletown but quiet and sad.

Have you heard of Gateway station? Me neither.

Surrey Central Station

Busiest SkyTrain station in Surrey. Many bus routes branch off from here. Located next to Simon Fraser University's Surrey campus and the Central City shopping centre.

Surrey Central is the station anti-SkyTrain people cite a lot. They claim that the shaded areas under the transit guideway is the reason for crime and drug use. What the fuck?

Surrey Central Station has a lot of drug and crime issues. Street level LRT will solve that!

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oenks

A misspelling of penis. Usually caused by fat fingers on small touchscreens.

Person 1: I HAVE A BIG OENKS

Person 2: wtf

Person 1: *PENIS

OENKS

A misspelling of "penis", especially for mobile users.

Me: Penis
Other person: DID YOU SAY OENKS
Me: smh my head