dixie weeb

A weeabo who is both into anime and the Confederacy. They’re mostly located in the Southern United States, where the Confederate States once existed.

Weeb 1: “Hey man, are you gonna ask Jessica out to go to the next Anime convention?
Weeb 2: “I mean, she’s really, really nice, but she’s a dixie weeb. I don’t want to hang out with some racist.”

Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

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I’m gonna shoot

It basically means that you’re gonna cum really hard.

Oh, I’m gonna shoot! I’m gonna fucking shoot!

Baloney sandwiches

A friendlier way of saying, “Bullshit.”

Dude, you are so full of baloney sandwiches.

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Blonde Boyz

Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.