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When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.
I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!
A sexual act that takes place on a trampoline. The male lays flat on his back while fully erect, resembling a pancake. The female jumps up and lands on his fully erect penis. The two of them bounce in that position.
I just learned about this crazy sex move, I can't wait to try the trampoline pancake tonight!
When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
A wedgie up your vagina. Similar to a cameltoe, just more sophisticated.
Uh this thong is giving me a wegina, I need to find a bathroom so I can pick it out!
A WEDGIE in your vagina! Similar to a camel toe but more sophisticated.
Uh I have a WEGINA I need to go some where private so I can dig it out!!!
When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.
Please get your hobo toe away from me.