Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing