chimo

The last sound you hear before a drunk Canadian falls over.

What could I say to the cop, except Chimo!

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trolley tracks

Noun- pertaining to hockey. When a player tries to run the puck up the middle and is run over in the process.

James' facemask touched his nose after he got caught in the trolley tracks.

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skidoo

A sled with a seat and a motor, used for fun and transport in Canada during the winter. Also, a self-propelled decapitation unit for teens.

I crashed the skidoo into a tree trying to deke a deer.

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chinook

A warm wind that comes in over the Rocky Mountains and melts the snow in Calgary, much to Edmontons chagrin.

Damn chinook, melted everything south of Red Deer!

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suicide pass

Noun/Verb, pertaining to ice hockey.

When a player passes the puck to a teamate, but miscalculates his speed and puts the pass slightly behind him. This makes the reciever of the pass turn his head to try and catch the pass and leaves him open to a check that will destroy his spine.

The dumbass gave me a suicide pass, and I got hit so hard my head touched my toes.

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muskeg

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

I got the skidoo stuck in the muskeg.

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cop drop

When a fight or rumble ends, not because of a fighter being droped, but because of cops showing up.

Those bastards from the Comp challenged us, but it turned into a cop drop.

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