Dishturbance

The disturbance and or opening of a dishwasher during its wash cycle without wanting to.

Person 1 : Damn, i'v opened the dishwasher whilst it was on.
Person 2 : You've caused a dishturbance

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard