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The act of trying to jam one's own penis into their asshole while eating tapioca pudding and humming the belgian national anthem
The only way i could get up in your mom's slacks was to do the Debooserie
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You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.
I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.
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