LGBT

L- lasagne
G- gotta
B- be
T- there

Me- Hey dad what's for tea tonight.
Dad- We are having a buffet tonight coz my mates are comin round.
*10 minutes later*
Me- Hey is it nearly ready.
Dad- yea come get it.
*Me notices there is no lasagne.*
Me- Aaaawwww co'mon dad LGBT.
Dad- what?
Me- Lasange gotta be there.