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striped-bobbler

A bisexual chick that happens to also be biracial. She gives you head and you cum so hard that she chokes. You use the body as a punching bag and occasionally a desk piece to hold little nick nacks and such

Yo that girl looks like a real striped-bobbler . I bet Timmy big toe can get in on some of that action.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017


slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


X'ing

When you go up to the class teacher with your homie and cross cross cum into her asshole on live television. Afterwards you get a midget to clean the mess up with a nun's garments.

Yo wanna x'ing ms dindo. She has a pot of perky tits.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017


flunker fans

When you spit on your penis then cumshot in a fan. You have to catch the cumshot in your mouth off the bank. If failed to do so you have to stick a toothpick down the mouth of your penis

Later tonight Ima play a game of flunker fans.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017