When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.
Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.
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When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.
Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night