Pocket shot

A single 50ml bottle of alcohol used to spike drinks for self enjoyment at the bar and club because drinks are too damn expensive

Bryan: yo, you just got a lemonade?
Ryan: nah dude i’ve got a pocket shot
*cracks open a 50ml malibu and pours it into the lemonade*
Bryan: yo... sick!

The Before Times

Everything before about Feb 2020 when covid became a worldwide phenomenon

Tucker: Yo remember when we used to get drunk and hang?

Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*

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