suckupability

The amount that someone can kiss ass and suck up to others.

Gee John, after talking to Sue we have realized that you have superior suckupability.

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horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

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