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Concealer chav lips

The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost

Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday

by Welshytom June 12, 2020


Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020