I Lub Joo

Steve's Love For Us

I Lub Joo Collin!

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lub

Love .. durrr

I lub joo.

or

I lub you.

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sofi

The most beautiful & kind girl in the world.

Is that who I think it is? There goes Sofi!

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chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

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run up in

1. anal sex

2. looking dishoveled, messy, tired, unruly

"I'm trying to stay out of jail so I never get run up in."

or

"Why did you come to work lookin' all run up in."

or

"I thought she was cute, but when I got closer she looked all run up in."

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dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.

Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.

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crease

to irritate or annoy

It really creases me when selfish jerks cut the ticket line at the movies.

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