Chicken Wing

An arm maneuver that your wife makes to wake you up in the middle of the night. Specially to check on your baby. Every man experiences this with his firstborn. Particularly obnoxious as your wife would rather hit you with her elbow than get up and take care of her child.

Mike: How has your first two months been with your new baby?
Todd: Didn't sleep much last night. My wife chicken winged me at 2 am to get up and change his diaper.
Mike: Sounds spicy!

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