meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

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Village idiot

Another name for a penis, because it can make you do stupid shit.

"Man, last night I fucked a fatty because I was thinking with the Village Idiot."

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slursh

When on unusually warm days a male's scrotum gets stuck to his leg and has to be peeled off causing discomfort.

I got a total slursh in my girlfriend's car the other day, and she looked at me funny when I peeled it off.

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