X-Games Math

Math problems that are made easier due to your extensive knowledge of sick tricks, such as 360's, 720's, 900's made famous by crazy mother-fuckers such as Shaun White, Tony Hawk, Jamal Smith, Ellen Degenaras.

Deblock: Fuck what is 360x3?

Wojick: its 1080, you douchebag!!!

Paul: Do you not watch the X-Games you fucking queer. Learn your X-Games Math

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Program Block

The act of pulling up your programs list from the start menu to block the screen and your window tabs at the bottom of the screen. Usually used at school when a prick of a teacher is making sure you're doing your work. Also used if a porn addict is trying to cover up what website he's on, such as cumfiesta.com.

Zane: Shit Wagners coming!
John: Program Block him.
(Zane pulls up his programs list)
Wagner: I'm glad to see you're not on the internet.
(Wagner walks away)
Zane:Lick my balls Wagener. (He punches DeBolck in the face)

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Example 2:
DeBlock: cumfiesta.com is so great.
Lulu: Dan what are you doing?
DeBlock: (pulls up programs list quickly.) Nothing.
Lulu: Okay, I'm gonna go continue to get railed by Jeffas.

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