Ezra Skye Engel

Ezra Skye Engel is the best person on earth. He’s strong, tall, sexy, funny, and has an enormous cock. There is no person in the universe that can even come close to comparing to Ezra Skye Engel. He can steal your girl in a second and is the single greatest person ever to exist. He is a walking god amongst mortals and he has the biggest cock in the history of the world. Ezra Skye Engel is so absolutely powerful that he has counted to infinity, twice. He is so powerful in fact, he once won a game of connect four in three moves.

Ezra Skye Engel is better than anyone to ever exist, or ever to exist.

Weston Horvath

Weston Horvath is a little bitch. He’s short, not funny, and just an all around dickhead. Weston Horvath is a dumb fuck. (i.e he’s an uneducated potato). He is a mere mortal and nobody likes him.

Weston Horvath is such a fucking bitchboy.

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