Westphalia Twat Waffle

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

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