A Rachel is a Westbrook Prostitute that is given compensation for sexual work. This term "Ordering a Rachel" has been around since the $3 Deweys that would be ordered when the Ship would dock in Portland Maine in the 1700's.
I just got paid and I'm gonna head to Westbrook to Order a Rachel.
I ordered a Rachel and now I have an itch on my you know what.
Money comes and goes, but if you fall in love with the Rachel you ordered, it's lost money!