Skoodle

When you slap her ass so hard a shockwave destroys everything in a 5 mile radius.

John:did you here that?
Sam:it must’ve being James giving his girlfriend the skoodle

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Hobknob

When she blows you so hard your dick flow down her gullet

Sam: good night

John: nah fam my girlfriend gave me the hobknob yesterday

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Big boii Greg

Absolute unit

Connor: big boii Greg is an absolute unit

Greg

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

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