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A sea gull.
Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.
Guy #2: What did you do?
Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.
Guy #2: Rofl.
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A large, flying bird of the Dinosaur Age. It was known for its practice of swooping down over a patch of marijuana, grabbing some, flying to the nearest sulfur vent, and dropping it in and getting high off the marijuana fumes.
Guy #1: Dude today in history class we were learning about dinosaurs and someone asked if they got high. Then the teacher started telling us about the famed hippydactal.
Guy #2: Sweeeeeet!!!!
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A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.
I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.