Slim Fast

Rob's nickname, which he is frequently called in Digi. Electronics.

"SLIM FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST! Hey."

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bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

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TOWNIES

1. Someone who lives in 'town' and has adopted every mental and social flaw associated with overcrowded living conditions.
2. People who try to constantly start fights to show how hard they are - this is actually a huge irony as they're cowardly bastards that will run away unless their group of 'geezers' outnumbers yours at least 10 to 1.
3. People who drive XR3i's, or escorts with a stolen XR3i logo superglued onto the back.
4. People who work in factories because they are stupid, and they need to earn a lot of money doing a shit job to finance their Helly Hansen wardrobe and other various 'mush' outfits.
5. Retards beyond redemption that -hate- free thinking people who don't read The Sun newspaper.

Ah fuck, cross the road there's a horde of knuckledragging townies walking this way.

You can't go out for a pint these days without some townie prick starting a fight.

I used to like this girl until I realised that she's a fucking dozy townie slapper.

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Rēs

Rēs is a very unique name for a unique person. not very many people have this name. she’s a great person to get to know, she’s dumb at times but she also plays dumb to make people laugh. she likes to try new things and to step out of her comfort zone. she can be mean but usually just to screw around with you. she’s very nice and kind hearted. she’ll always be by your side. she knows a lot of people but only a few are her close friends. she gets along with everyone even the people she hates. she doesn’t like to start drama or rumors but if your bitch trust me she’s gonna talk shit about you to all her friends. it’s hard to make her mad but if you do i’d run. she not the greatest at keeping secrets but if it’s serious it’ll stay between you and her. she loves to talk and is great at making new friends. she not popular but is chill with everyone. she’s emotional but never sad, like if one of her close friends cry she’ll cry. she always tries to keep a smile on her face and tries not to let small things bother her. she doesn’t like to talk about her problems in life or if sad events happen. she’ll mostly keep them to her self. she doesn’t like to seem like she trying to get attention so she just never brings it up. if u r close with her u mostly like don’t really know her know her. she keeps the sad deep down and just laughs it off. she loves doing dumb things with her friends and getting a little crazy. she loves boys, very boy crazy but not a hoe

Rēs is such a unique person!!

shucked

A term used when a simple task cannot be performed due to the person showing off. Derives from 'fucked it up whilst showing off'.

When a person has to hit a ball, but attempts to do it in an amusing/fancy way and misses. His opponent shouts 'You shucked it'

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