Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

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Surrogate

A gay male who get fucked in the ass for the purpose of holding another gay male's semen inside his ass.

"Are John and Norm an item or something?"
"No John is just Norm's surrogate."
"Well that's a little disturbing."

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freight docking

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.

"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."