Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

Cackled

The sound your stepmom makes when you say something funny.

When you cackled it sounded like my stepmom.

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Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.