Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

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