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october 12th

the day you have the best car sex. take the car driving far away and just do it.

Friend: do you have any tips for where you have the best sex
And now after you had carsex on october 12th you can say ”in the car;)”

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019


January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019