black jesus

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".

Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"

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Man-Child

Man-Child: common moniker for the "Black Jesus", Amare Stoudemire, starting center for the Phoenix Suns.

Rob: "Did you see the way Amare handled Duncan in the post last night?"
Bob: "Hellz yeah, Amare's a MAN-CHILD!"

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Bruce Bowen

Quite possibly the dirtiest player in the NBA. The worst thing to happen to the NBA in a long, long time.

Rob: "WHAT THE EFF?! Did you see Bruce Bowen just knee Steve Nash in the crotch?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."

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