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Sporty Forty

A woman in her 40's who takes such great care of herself, people regularly think she's at least a decade younger.

That woman at the gym is Sporty Forty! She has a 20 year old daughter who I swear was her sister.

by What the El October 27, 2011

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Flucky

A hybrid of F-cking and Lucky

"You got to go out with that smoking supermodel? You are Flucky!"

by What the El October 27, 2011

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Cougear

What women over 35 wear to attract younger men.

Did you see that bikini roaming the farmer's market? Total cougear!!

by What the El October 27, 2011

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Pretty Litter

What girls leave in their wake after getting ready for a night out

My roommate must have had a date last night-- our bathroom was filled with pretty litter.

by What the El October 27, 2011

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Soul Envy

What you feel when someone is an inherently better person than you.

My neighbor spent the last year in India feeding and clothing poor people. Then she gave her inheritance to charity. The whole thing gave me Soul Envy.

by What the El October 27, 2011