Dog Dick

1. An uncircumcised penis.

2. The dick of a dog.

1. "I'm glad that I'm cut. Dog dick looks fuckin nasty."

2. "Haha, look at that dog. He's got a dog dick."
"No shit Sherlock...."

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Cheese

A fucking delicious food made from the mammary secretions of various animals.

"Dude this cheese is fuckin killer."

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Bro hug

A manly and heterosexual hug between two bros. Works as a good a greeting, farewell, congratulations, etc. Outsiders may see it as gay, but to bros they know what it really means. Its all about brotherly love.

Bro 1: "Hey man hows it goin!"
Bro 2: "Wassup dude!"
*bro hug occurs*

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Dong

1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

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