Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"