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An awkward or awesome way of combining absolutely and totally when you can't decide which word to use.
This peppermint bark vodka will be absototes amaze in hot chocolate.
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Doing laundry before a trip is absototes the worst!
Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up heâs on constant benders, no sleep, and itâs making him ooze soft dick energy. Now heâs a walking disappointment.
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The moment when you realize you can't satiate your desire for chick-fil-a because it's Sunday and they are closed.
Person 1: "I need some chicken minis and sweet tea in my belly asap."
Person 2: "Um.... It's Sunday."
Person 1: "Noooooo, it's a chick-a-tragedy for real!"
Donât make the grave mistake of confusing this for âdick appointmentâ. This is when youâve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.
I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldnât keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I canât even look at him the same anymore.
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