Sausage Pussy

When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.

Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan

Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.

Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.

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Bee Movie

Collectivist Propaganda

Mom: Jimmy! What did I tell you about watching the Bee Movie?

Jimmy:But mom!
Mom:No buts! I won't have any filthy commies in my house!

Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.

Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.

In a peach

A joke, considered by most to be a bad one, used to describe President Donald Trump's lack of intellect using his recent impeachment.

Fake Trump twitter account: Help! I'm in a peach!

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