TMB

Tickling My Balls 🏀 🏈

Beth- Hey cutie
Richard- Sup simp b*tch
Beth- I love you take me forever baby
Richard- STOP TMB U CUCK

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Dyke

Many people confuse the word dyke and lesbo. Lesbos can be hot, dykes can’t. Dykes are always seen to have short hair and also an intention of having sex with no dick.

Simon- Is that.. *mouth gag* is that a lesbian with short hair and no ass
Liam- No, it’s a dyke

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GOAT

Greatest Of All Time. Not that fucking hard like how do people get this wrong so often it makes my dick limp.

YOOO YOUR GOATED AT ROCKET LEAGUE BRO

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pachlan

Pachlan is a baby boomer indian generation name that comes from the Hindu "Juul" God.

Juul God- Hey Pachlan get your faggot shitty smellin ass over here
Pachlan- Hurro. I like fry rice
Juul God- I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Jitsung

A type of body exercise that consists of rapidly piercing a needle in your belly button.

Suin Kim- Needle. Now.
Needle Provider- Not again...
Mom- Fuck It, let’s get Jitsunging