Rebecca Black

Absolute proof that recording industries don't know what they're doing and that talent is not a requirement for singing.

Girl known for her hit single "Friday," which, in my opinion, has the most unoriginal lyrics ever. She sings about how it's Friday, and even reminds us that Thursday comes before Friday, Saturday comes the day after, and Sunday comes afterwards. And, of course, you can't forget the atrocious "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY." You can't even take the song seriously without thinking, what the fuck is this shit? What's funny, though, is that the song isn't even a parody.

While she isn't completely bad (We've seen worse... probably), all I have to say is:

Your ears will bleed. Your head will explode. Don't watch the video, don't listen to the song. Save your ears. Seriously.

Boy: (To friend) Dude, after hearing this "Friday" song by Rebecca Black, I have no hope for humanity.

Friend: Ditto.

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