Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

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Plainfield

A town that has more dogs than people, and has the crappiest school system in the world. Neighbors about 5 cities and is the definition of "Well I actually live in the Chicago suburbs"

I actually live in Plainfield, not Chicago.