ford

The best car company in the whole world, usualy slagged out by dumb shits that can only think of four word acronyms but back them up with no real facts.

which ever fucker said that holdens have more power than fords is wrong, look at the XR6, it has more power than the Superchaged commo "s" and the xr6t has more power than the commo "ss"

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The Han Solo

When you giving it to her slow,right when you're gonna nut,you yell"Prepare for the jump to light speed"you speed up and you shoot it all in

Guy:I gave my girl the Han Solo last night.
Friend:How was it
Guy:She knows how to pilot the falcon

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mobile meatball

A small fat dog/cat

bloody pj is a mobile meatball

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madaz

What ricers think their little mazdas are

my mazda is madaz bro!

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Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out

Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules