Shotgunned

Shot point blank in the face. Said object being shot usually blows up.

I shotgunned somebody while playing paintball.

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Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!